Butt implants, my arse! | Are you joking my life ? |

Published: April 21, 2010Tags:

Dear Diary,

So the other night i was out at this 90’s R&B night called ‘WORK IT!‘ in good old East London ( Hackney), and after 3 hours of a gym like dance work out, i innocently went out for a bit of fresh air ( hair was also developing into a nice afro due to the intense humidy) only to be met by a group of tourist-y looking french people staring at my bum and having what looked like a seriously interesting discussion.

I asked what theories they were forming and the girl in the middle of the crew sheepishly told me this

‘ Erm, in zee american musique videoz you see zese vimen oo ave zese butt implantz, do you ave zese?’

she was met by a shocked ‘huh?’ expression on my face for which she replied,

‘oh erm, or maybe you ave zee skirt with zee padding inside…no?’

‘no my dear, NO.’

Alas she was still completely unconvinced so i had to let her FEEL MY BUM in the end to proof it. pfffft.

Just as i went back to my conversation i got asked around about the same question by a group of boy youfs. After a few more implant accusations i decided the dark bar downstairs was a much safer place.

**Rolls eyes**. Bit of a bait story.

But in all seriousness Seriously, what kinda world do we live in? I reckon us girls should just stop all this botox, skin lightening, weaves, fake lashes, fake tan, fake nails, lypo. Faux beauty has become the norm don’t you reckon?

And i just think you lot are just covering your natural God given gorgeousness.

Start celebrating yourself and stop trying to be someone else.

Okay done with the cliches. ta ta!